hotshotbrian

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Get the chick on her knees for a BJ. Right after you blow your load, clamp her mouth shut, and whisper in her ear, "I've got syphillis." The spooge should shoot out her nose in record time.
The David Copperfield (a.ka. The Houdini) - Drill her from behind. Before you shoot your wad, fake it and spit on her back. When she turns around to give you that loving smile and hug, cum in her face. So, it's kind of like an illusion...a sleight of hand...misdirection.
The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Rodeo - ur fuckin a girl and when u give the signal all ur friends bust in with cameras and u gotta keep ur dick in her for 8 seconds
Blumpkin - To receive oral sex while defecating.
Bullwinkle - The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Carpet Cleaner - While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
Dirty Swirly - While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.
The Dunkin' Delight - When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk,then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.
The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her
from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to
prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long,
shrieking howl, much like a coyote.

DirtySlang.com - The Dirty Dictionary
I'll post more later

shadynicca11225

Rodeo - ur fuckin a girl and when u give the signal all ur friends bust in with cameras and u gotta keep ur dick in her for 8 seconds


:laugh: :laugh:

maefz

good shit right here

psyfer

yall wrong for this.

dimiketaylor

The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.


LMFAO I can just imagine!

maefz

Brown Necktie - You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

SephirothVII

lol...these are wild.

shadynicca11225

Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)



Day-Old Doughnut - Eating out your girlfriend the morning after the
night she went out and fucked someone else




Dog In A Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your
nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as
keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath

maefz

Sandbag - Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt -necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

maefz

Surfing - This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

imd_best

This is a great post!!!! Fucking hilarious!!!!!!! Major props!!!!

maefz

Hotdog In A Hallway - When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.

shadynicca11225

Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash -barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead

shadynicca11225

Walrus, The - After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

shadynicca11225

Swimmer's Ear - When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection

shadynicca11225

Swamp-Donkey - A deeply unattractive woman



Veggie Porn - All Lesbians. No meat



Ten-Pinter - Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.



Poontang - 1. Sexual intercourse with a woman. (everyone knows this but poontang is just a funny ass word :laugh

maefz

:laughs:

y2w902

lol major props.... i gotta try that houidini

maefz

lol that ones a classic