bigdh

Life Without Black People

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away.

They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch.
Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. BuT what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks."

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

shadynicca11225

u just cant leave it fucking along can you.......

hothifaass

and nowadays instead of being inventors they wanna be rappers....

but on a side note i bet there was alot less gun related deaths :nod:

imd_best

I would have benefited from the crack cocaine trade!!!!!!!! Hah

transparent

And?

Who's to say that another Japanese person couldn't invent the same things that Black people did?

Chopz504

wow interesting tho

bigdh

along?
why u get offended so easily u stupid fuckin prick ...i had this for years n jus now thought of puttin it up

know why? cuz black history month is right around the corner

shadynicca11225

werd.....i was just hoping this wasnt meant to start getting us arguing again.....

bigdh

na man i'm over that, whateva was in the shoutbox stays in the shoutbox

shadynicca11225

^^aight cool i just didnt want you think i was trying to come off as a racist or some stupid shit like that...

hothifaass

*looks at my sig*

psyfer

that was interesting. some of that stuff i didnt know. not gonna lie

donn

everything on there would have been invented anyways...

bigdh

^yea i expected that out of u, smh

hotshotbrian

you know I give Respect where respect is due. But I mean some shit shouldn't be given too much credit for shit like Street Sweeper, Pencil Sharpener, Lawn Mower, Elevator, Hand Stamp, Letter Drop, and the Fountain Pen.

Oh and the Electric Lamp...Well that couldn't of been invented if it wasn't for Benjamin Franklin(A White Guy) Discovering Electricity.

I mean I have no problem like I said giving respect where its due...But you want respect cuz you invented a Pencil sharpener...give me a break

donn

^^^lmao

bigdh

yea ok

adeade0

That would be a horrible life.

yanks08701

Good post Kae.

hothifaass

eventually.