Cuban Jokes

hotshotbrian · 02-05-2009, 07:51 PM

WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:

1.) 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3.) Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4.) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6.) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8.) We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9.) We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10.) We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

ARE YOU A CUBAN? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?

1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "

2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Coco"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test.
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"
11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vapor rub" (vivaporu) all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

12) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
13) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store "the chinito store".

Chopz504 · 02-05-2009, 08:04 PM

lol haze get ur shyt together nigga

shadynicca11225 · 02-05-2009, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopz504

lol haze get ur shyt together nigga

:laugh:

SephirothVII · 02-06-2009, 04:17 AM

:laugh:@Kool Aid gettin demodded for this.

dimiketaylor · 02-06-2009, 12:19 PM

LMAO wow...

bigdh · 02-06-2009, 02:12 PM

haze got did in

hothifaass · 02-06-2009, 02:46 PM

6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".

:laugh:

02-05-2009, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
hotshotbrian Status: RapAlbums.net O.G. Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,718 Threads: 1094 Thanks: 0 Thanked 373 Times in 82 Posts Rep Power: 78	Cuban Jokes WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS: 1.) 8:45am is too early for us to be up. 2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3.) Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4.) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 6.) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8.) We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9.) We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. AND MY FAVORITE..... 10.) We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. ARE YOU A CUBAN? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE? 1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. " 2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Coco" 3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking. 4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test. 5) If you use your lips to point something out. 6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys". 7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a one bedroom apartment. 8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music. 9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger. 10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!" 11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vapor rub" (vivaporu) all over your chest and inside your nostrils. 12) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two. 13) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store "the chinito store".

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Chopz504 Status: RapAlbums.net O.G. Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 5,739 Threads: 155 Thanks: 11 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts Rep Power: 16227	lol haze get ur shyt together nigga __________________

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SephirothVII Status: RapAlbums.net O.G. Join Date: Sep 2008 Age: 19 Posts: 1,291 Threads: 82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 4	:laugh:@Kool Aid gettin demodded for this.

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hothifaass Status: RapAlbums.net O.G. Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,892 Threads: 331 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 3	6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys". :laugh: