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Old 08-13-2008, 01:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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what the fuck? :laugh::laugh:
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im out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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niggah's an idiot.
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lmao fucking dumbass
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Damn dude tried to fuck a Bench...thats a new one...Them some pretty fuckin small holes
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ROFL LMAO i aint know gettin pussy was that hard 2 get..for him to hump a bench wow lol...hes retarded
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lol he should got a blow up doll
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whaaattt thats mad homo.
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hahah yeah this guy probably wont do it again
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lol never heard shit like this in my whole life :laugh: put a small penis into a small hole and this comes out xDDDD poor fool.
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he better taken a fillipino chick :laugh:
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lmfaooooo
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hahahah @ skills
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lol skills
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God you must be very desperate
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sad motherfucker
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lol...wow
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i don't see how a man could do dat.. why? lol
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lmao!wtf! that guys got problems
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